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The England team have given Capello their full backing to keep Terry in the World Cup squad.

With the ban on WAGs travelling to South Africa, no one wants him left behind.

Newsflash just in: "Bridge close to collapsing in Manchester. Support needed."

So JT has been caught stealing another man's girl. I bet his old mum will be so proud he's learned something from her

John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama. It's called Other Footballers' Wives.

* John Terry has announced he's lost his England captain's armband. Fabio Capello told him to ask Wayne Bridge to check under the bed.

* What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common? They both should've stayed at Southampton.

* John Terry is to release a charity single - it's a version of The Cars' My Best Friend's Girl.

* His follow-up will be Under The Bridge.

* What has Vanessa Perroncel got in common with a Champions League final goalpost? They've both been banged by John Terry...

* We all knew John Terry liked scoring at The Bridge, but this is ridiculous.

* Poor Wayne Bridge - he's not even first choice with his his wife.

* A Chelsea player is stopped for speeding at 130mph in a 30mph zone. When the police ask him to explain, he says: "I've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."

* After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife.

* Chant heard at Burnley v Wigan: "Same old Terry, always cheating."

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